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Kernigh April 29, 2005 00:13
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The vampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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bites!
D - a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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of teleportation
Violist April 29, 2005 01:44
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Excellent! I always thought there was something odd about CromWarily Conan scanned his surroundings, all of his senses alert
for signs of possible danger. Off in the distance, he could
see the familiar shapes of the Camp of the Duali tribe.
Suddenly, the hairs on his neck stand on end as he detects the
aura of evil magic in the air. Without thought, he readies
his weapon, and mutters under his breath:
"By Crom, there will be blood spilt today."

[ Conan the Avenger by Robert E. Howard, Bjorn Nyberg, and
L. Sprague de Camp ]

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Eemeli April 29, 2005 16:56
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Is that "V" a vampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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? Somehow it doesn't look like one, maybe it's due to the different font...
This one was funny though.
Violist April 30, 2005 03:54
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Looks like a vampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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to me..
Fathead May 31, 2006 22:24
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
What? He wants a SIGN?
Grognor April 12, 2007 06:20
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Considering up and right are dead ends and left is the way he came in I'd go down and avoid the vampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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You know what that reminds me of? I was annoyed, having lost a level from a vampireThe Oxford English Dictionary is quite unequivocal:
_vampire_ - "a preternatural being of a malignant nature (in
the original and usual form of the belief, a reanimated
corpse), supposed to seek nourishment, or do harm, by sucking
the blood of sleeping persons. ..."

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and had low hp, so I made it step on a polymorph trap.

The rust monsterThese strange creatures live on a diet of metals. They can
turn a suit of armour into so much useless rusted scrap in no
time at all.

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hits! Your sword rusts!
Quint Sakugarne January 1, 2008 23:58
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Oh, this comic is golden. :D

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