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Tuesday, 12 April, 2005 by eneekmot@yahoo.com
                    
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@ "Whew! Here, let me see that wound, Fido."
                    
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@ "Mmm HMMmmm...!"
                    
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@ "Sorry Fido. What that means is a trade secret."
                    
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@ "Is it that easy to guess?"
Comic h of 13.
Thanks to my dad for the wisdom.


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Zeddi April 12, 2005 00:10
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
Please explain?
eneekmot@yahoo.com April 12, 2005 03:30
First comment: 29 December, 2004 57 comments written
You know you're in trouble when a doctorI swear by Apollo the physician, and Aesculapius, and Health,
and All-heal, and all the gods and goddesses, that, according
to my ability and judgment, I will keep this Oath and this
stipulation -- to reckon him who taught me this Art equally dear
to me as my parents, to share my substance with him, and relieve
his necessities if required; to look upon his offspring in the
same footing as my own brothers, and to teach them this art, if
they shall wish to learn it, without fee or stipulation; and
that by precept, lecture, and every other mode of instruction,
I will impart a knowledge of the Art to my own sons, and those
of my teachers, and to disciples bound by a stipulation and oath
according to the law of medicine, but to none others. I will
follow that system of regimen which, according to my ability and
judgment, I consider for the benefit of my patients, and abstain
from whatever is deleterious and mischievous. [...]
        [ Hippocrates' Oath, translated by Francis Adams ]

PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our
dogs when well.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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says, "Mmm HMMmmm...!" while looking at your test results.
Nameless April 12, 2005 06:16
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Mmm HMMmmm...
freshme@ April 12, 2005 08:49
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
Oddly enough, yesterday I read a "get well" card that translated what doctors really mean when they say the things they do. "We'll have to run some tests" = "I'd really like a sunroof on my new car", etc.
blindcoder April 12, 2005 10:09
First comment: 21 March, 2005 27 comments written
as a former dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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breeder I really can't agree with that.
Which is probably also why I play petless.
Kernigh April 12, 2005 14:38
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Dudley!!!
An easy fix ahead:
Zap wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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turn undead!
Plague April 12, 2005 23:39
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Hark not the fool of wanded zap,
hearken to this wisdom-tap:
stethescope that dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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of thine
and pay me for my proper fine.

Or die.
Violist April 13, 2005 18:20
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
sulking because he can't come up with any rhymes I'll bet that's a pacifist healerI swear by Apollo the physician, and Aesculapius, and Health,
and All-heal, and all the gods and goddesses, that, according
to my ability and judgment, I will keep this Oath and this
stipulation -- to reckon him who taught me this Art equally dear
to me as my parents, to share my substance with him, and relieve
his necessities if required; to look upon his offspring in the
same footing as my own brothers, and to teach them this art, if
they shall wish to learn it, without fee or stipulation; and
that by precept, lecture, and every other mode of instruction,
I will impart a knowledge of the Art to my own sons, and those
of my teachers, and to disciples bound by a stipulation and oath
according to the law of medicine, but to none others. I will
follow that system of regimen which, according to my ability and
judgment, I consider for the benefit of my patients, and abstain
from whatever is deleterious and mischievous. [...]
        [ Hippocrates' Oath, translated by Francis Adams ]

PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our
dogs when well.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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, you know they're filthy rich...
Fathead May 5, 2006 00:03
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Dude, don't scare the dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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....
Grognor April 12, 2007 05:45
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I remember playing a samuraiBy that time, Narahara had already slipped his arm from the
sleeve of his outer robe, drew out his two-and-a-half-foot
Fujiwara Tadahiro sword, and, brandishing it over his head,
began barreling toward the foreigners. In less than a minute,
he had charged upon them and cut one of them through the torso.
The man fled, clutching his bulging guts, finally to fall from
his horse at the foot of a pine tree about a thousand yards
away. Kaeda Takeji finished him off. The other two Englishmen
were severely wounded as they tried to flee. Only the woman
managed to escape virtually unscathed.
        [ The Fox-horse, from Drunk as a Lord, by Ryotaro Shiba ]

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, and my pet dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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was killed by a NEWT(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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. Apparently newts have d2 hit dice and dogs have 2 hp.
HK September 6, 2007 22:19
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
I forgot to mention my 300th comment!

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