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Monday, 28 March, 2005 by Plague
                    
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@ "I decided to try out multiplayer Nethack today... 2000 turns and I'm still alive!"
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Can't wait to meet some real players! I have no life..."
You hear some noises.
                    
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The elfThe Elves sat round the fire upon the grass or upon the sawn
rings of old trunks. Some went to and fro bearing cups and
pouring drinks; others brought food on heaped plates and
dishes.
"This is poor fare," they said to the hobbits; "for we are
lodging in the greenwood far from our halls. If ever you are
our guests at home, we will treat you better."
"It seems to me good enough for a birthday-party," said Frodo.
Pippin afterwards recalled little of either food or drink, for
his mind was filled with the light upon the elf-faces, and the
sound of voices so various and so beautiful that he felt in a
waking dream. [...]
Sam could never describe in words, nor picture clearly to
himself, what he felt or thought that night, though it remained
in his memory as one of the chief events of his life. The
nearest he ever got was to say: "Well, sir, if I could grow
apples like that, I would call myself a gardener. But it was
the singing that went to my heart, if you know what I mean."
[ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
kicks! The humanThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
kicks!
@ "What the...a sink kick-a-thon?"
The dishwater returns!
                    
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@ "(Sings) Zapping a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
, lalalalala lala..." They all die.
@ "Music to my ears."
                    
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@ "Two roads diverged on a yellow wood...and I-"
                    
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Server halt. You die.
@ "I took the road less travelled by... did THAT make a difference?"


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Plague March 28, 2005 01:18
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
All right... I'm telling you right now... "It's my first time!" - Homer Simpson.
  March 28, 2005 01:54
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Make sure it's your last, too. I mean, I really don't want to be overly critical, but that sucked.
  March 28, 2005 07:18
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Holy fucking fuck, this is so fucking terrible.
Nameless March 28, 2005 08:34
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
I didn't really enjoy that. 'Holy f**ing f**' may be going overboard though.
Nameless March 28, 2005 08:35
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
NB: Oh yeah, I think the quote you're thinking of is 'It's my first day!'
Violist March 28, 2005 12:01
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Haha.. always the way. When you have a good game, SOMETHING will go wrong and you'll die. Happened to me in Devnull too. grumble
Eemeli March 28, 2005 13:23
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
It would be nice to have multiplayer-mode in NetHack
Plague March 28, 2005 16:44
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Did I write time? Oh well... and to the anonymous fellow, don't worry there's only one more.
Judebert April 15, 2005 21:26
First comment: 15 April, 2005 8 comments written
It really wasn't that bad. I'm wishing for a multiplayer nethack. "There's nothing with that name in the game!"
Aeschylus February 23, 2006 03:57
First comment: 2 December, 2005 22 comments written
Well, Judebert, you could try http://www.mangband.org/
...I haven't played it mesself, and it's not Nethack, but...
Fathead May 2, 2006 02:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
What?
Grognor April 12, 2007 05:23
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
The game freezes! You die. The game freezes! You die. You find yourself at level 1. You die. You are now at level zero. You can no longer kill enemies. You are now an NPC. DYWYPI?
HK September 6, 2007 21:57
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Not good!

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