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Monday, 28 February, 2005 by Tiny k
                    
                    
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x "Hey pipsqueak, come here so I can smack you around a bit!" 
                    
                    
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@ "Great, now the grid bugs think they can push me around." 
                    
                    
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@ "I'll fix him!" 
                    
                    
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You hit the grid bugThese electronically based creatures are not native to this
universe. They appear to come from a world whose laws of
motion are radically different from ours.

Tron looked to his mate and pilot. "I'm going to check on
the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for
grid bugs." Tron paced forward along the slender catwalk
that still seemed awfully insubstantial to Flynn, though he
knew it to be amazingly sturdy. He gazed after Tron, asking
himself what in the world a grid bug was, and hoping that the
beam connection -- to which he'd given no thought whatsoever
until this moment -- was healthy and sound."
[ Tron, novel by Brian Daley, story by Steven Lisberger ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! 
                    
                    
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x "Now you have made me mad! Ohhh Vito!" 
                    
                    
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@ "Gaaaa!"
x "Dudley, meet my new bodyguard!"
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Plague February 28, 2005 02:33
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
That's one of the funniest ones I've ever seen :) awesome
Nameless February 28, 2005 05:06
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
There's only one 'word' to describe that: LOL. :-)
Q. E. D. February 28, 2005 06:46
First comment: 22 February, 2005 11 comments written
Just curious, is there a reason the newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is named Vito or is that just random?

It's really funny either way, though.
Violist February 28, 2005 06:52
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
It should be Viol :P This one's great :)
Beowulf February 28, 2005 07:34
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
I supose in the new version every monster has a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. as a body guardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. It's safe for the newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. for most players and safe for the other monster if you're Dudley.
tiny k February 28, 2005 09:01
First comment: 24 February, 2005 9 comments written
I thought of an italian mobster goon type, something that would be funny like calling a 400lb man "tiny".

Thanks for the feedback, I am very happy you guys like it. There are three more after this one.

tiny k
Netaddict February 28, 2005 11:22
First comment: 14 April, 2004 34 comments written
Now that's a good one.
Am Shaedan February 28, 2005 11:36
First comment: 18 May, 2004 49 comments written
I approve. Excellent job.
Cetra February 28, 2005 20:08
First comment: 28 June, 2004 38 comments written
wort wort wort
tiny k March 3, 2005 04:19
First comment: 24 February, 2005 9 comments written
I just realized what I wrote... so just to clear it up, I am not 400lbs! I'm such an idiot sometimes.

tiny k
Kernigh July 26, 2005 22:08
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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Fathead April 26, 2006 05:21
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Running gag...
Grognor April 8, 2007 05:50
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You figured it out, Fathead!

Also, funny.
HK June 20, 2007 20:16
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Fvnny.
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