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Friday, 21 January, 2005 by Dion Nicolaas
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DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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a cross between a human being and a vulture and does physical
damage by biting and by using the claws on both its arms and
feet.

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits! The vrockThe vrock is one of the weaker forms of demon. It resembles
a cross between a human being and a vulture and does physical
damage by biting and by using the claws on both its arms and
feet.

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@ "Hmm, something's going not very well."
Zapp!
You may wish for an object. 
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@ Put on
The mastodonAny large, elephantlike mammal of the genera Mammut, Mastodon,
etc., from the Oligocene and Pleistocene epochs, having
conical projections on the molar teeth.
        [ Webster's Encyclopedic Unabridged Dictionary
                of the English Language ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits the vrockThe vrock is one of the weaker forms of demon. It resembles
a cross between a human being and a vulture and does physical
damage by biting and by using the claws on both its arms and
feet.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. The ochre jelly swallows the wumpusThe Wumpus, by the way, is not bothered by the hazards since
he has sucker feet and is too big for a bat to lift. If you
try to shoot him and miss, there's also a chance that he'll
up and move himself into another cave, though by nature the
Wumpus is a sedentary creature.
        [ wump (6) -- "Hunt the Wumpus" ]

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DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. points all around, then curses.
@ "Guys! You forgot all about me!"
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eneekmot@yahoo.com January 21, 2005 00:47
First comment: 29 December, 2004 57 comments written
"Going not"?

Shouldn't that be, "not going"?
Nameless January 21, 2005 01:24
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Who cares? It's funny. :-)
Beowulf January 21, 2005 04:56
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
"Something's going not very well" actually makes sence if you think about it too long. The way something is going is "not to well".
Jack Simth January 21, 2005 09:32
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
Well, Dudley's always been a rather conflicted character anyway. He may as well have a ringThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Bardia January 21, 2005 11:55
First comment: 17 May, 2004 7 comments written
Really liked this one. :)
me January 21, 2005 21:27
First comment: 8 December, 2004 8 comments written
What did he with for? (and put on?) Was it ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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me January 21, 2005 21:30
First comment: 8 December, 2004 8 comments written
swithwish in previous comment of course :)
Violist January 22, 2005 01:02
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
A ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. conflict.. one of the more useful things against an enemy horde, since nethack doesn't have area-damage stuff..
Schnee January 22, 2005 05:48
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Isn't Stinking CloudI wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
        [ I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, by William Wordsworth ]

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Sedge January 22, 2005 11:01
First comment: 18 January, 2005 11 comments written
Where does the rust monsterThese strange creatures live on a diet of metals. They can
turn a suit of armour into so much useless rusted scrap in no
time at all.

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That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
        [ I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, by William Wordsworth ]

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Dudley coughs! Dudley coughs! Dudley coughs!

A shame monsters can't cast that spell.
Schnee January 22, 2005 12:16
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Write a patch to implement that. The dev team will be more than happy to ignore it. :)
Violist January 22, 2005 20:22
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
well.. I suppose. The Slash'EM dev team, on the other hand, would be more than happy to implement a new way to die.
JMesh January 22, 2005 23:59
First comment: 22 January, 2005 9 comments written
DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. has fucked you four times in one night!
DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. has had you inside him!
DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. has swallowed your cum!
Does that mean nothing to you?
Do you realise that when you fuck the body makes a promise?
Even if you dont!

I rest my case

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JMesh January 23, 2005 00:01
First comment: 22 January, 2005 9 comments written
Apologies for that last post. I typed ££ and it broke your website
Mantar January 23, 2005 03:56
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Cute. Don't you have anything better to do, kid?
JMesh January 23, 2005 04:57
First comment: 22 January, 2005 9 comments written
Ooooh Im stung by the hideous irony dude.
Schnee January 23, 2005 07:23
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Violist: true true. :)
Violist January 23, 2005 18:34
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Mantar: apparently not.
Mantar January 24, 2005 01:52
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Nor does he know what the words "hideous" and "irony" mean. QuitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first
day at the academy.
Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters
never win.
Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be
cast into the flaming pit of death.
        [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch,
         written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ]

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Violist January 24, 2005 03:07
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Another point for team Mantar!
Fathead April 17, 2006 20:42
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
It was a cloke of dis-placement.

(Note: I did that on purpose, to dodge the filters.)
Donut Lord December 1, 2006 23:06
First comment: 1 December, 2006 26 comments written
The poor little child JMesh. Never had an education in his life. Apparently the flaming trolls have made some lucky guesses in the filter. Here's a dollar, JMesh, go buy yourself an existence.
Erhannis January 29, 2007 18:31
First comment: 26 January, 2007 5 comments written
Anybody else think it would be funny to rig up the comments system so that you could stop...certain people...from commenting, and give them a random insulting message to bootIn Fantasyland these are remarkable in that they seldom or
never wear out and are suitable for riding or walking in
without the need of Socks. Boots never pinch, rub, or get
stones in them; nor do nails stick upwards into the feet from
the soles. They are customarily mid-calf length or knee-high,
slip on and off easily and never smell of feet. Unfortunately,
the formula for making this splendid footwear is a closely
guarded secret, possibly derived from nonhumans (see Dwarfs,
Elves, and Gnomes).
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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Grognor April 7, 2007 07:58
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Mantar, NO! If he stops skipping school to smoke pot in a crackhouse, he'll lower the GPA of the developing WORLD! And we don't want that!
dtch May 25, 2007 06:37
First comment: 23 May, 2007 5 comments written
But wouldn't one smoke crack in a crackhouse?
*looks around for the pothouse*
HK June 20, 2007 19:18
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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