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Friday, 3 December, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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@ "I kept all conducts! I kept all conducts!"
                    
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Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids.


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Violist December 3, 2004 07:05
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
I wonder how long he'll keep those conducts...
Netaddict December 3, 2004 09:50
First comment: 14 April, 2004 34 comments written
He's already dead.. "Do not pass go, do not collect 200 zorkmids" is the message you get when you die on the first turn, or before you get a move.
Crawler December 3, 2004 15:21
First comment: 24 August, 2004 57 comments written
These conducts sound well interesting but maybe I ought to ascend once first. Or for that matter, just to descend properly.
acheron December 3, 2004 23:45
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
Yeah, just ascending at all is a huge accomplishment. :) I've ascended with several of the conducts, but no pacifism yet...
zeddi December 4, 2004 00:57
First comment: 4 December, 2004 2 comments written
i have never ascended :/
Dra December 4, 2004 06:38
First comment: 2 April, 2004 5 comments written
Join the club.
arose December 4, 2004 15:20
First comment: 26 November, 2004 2 comments written
If ascension would be easy Nethack would loose much of what it is and would come closer to a 20 h game that isn't worth playing again.
Schnee December 4, 2004 20:22
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Indeed, but it would still be nice to have at least one ascension after playing for 10 years. ^^
zeddi December 4, 2004 21:06
First comment: 4 December, 2004 2 comments written
full ack :) i play nethack since 5 years and i never ascended. a little bit degrading.
Cybes December 5, 2004 01:12
First comment: 25 November, 2004 2 comments written
After many years of non-ascension, I determined to kick it into wizmode to see what lay ahead of me... Being in wizmode, I maxed all my stats, MR, MC, and reflection. I still managed to get Rodney to kill me more than 20 times before I could get off the one level.

I suck.
Violist December 5, 2004 05:58
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
I just got my first ascension in the DevNull tourney, my only one so far :) I'm so proud... polyless and polyselfless too...
Matt M P December 6, 2004 19:24
First comment: 13 October, 2004 23 comments written
Don't worry Cybes, when you go into wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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mode and max out your stats like that the spawn rate for the monsters goes up to godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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awful levels. Not only that but when you are in wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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mode you tend to forget about somethings that do make the game a whole lot easier.
Kernigh July 26, 2005 18:34
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Fathead April 13, 2006 01:03
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I've seen better....
Grognor April 7, 2007 06:20
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Funny. I make myself GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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-damned immortal in wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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mode. I max all stats, Gauntlets of power/dexterity, helm of brilliance, 300 blessed potions of extra healing, 301 blessed potions of gain energy, (all quaffed instantly) blessed +127 weapon, all armor is blessed +127, amulet of"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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reflection, ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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regeneration, ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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slow digestion, 30 potions of gain level. Then I ^G a few Demogorgons and have at it!

#pray
force gods to be pleased? (yn) y
blah blah blah...
You feel better.
You kill DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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! DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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stings!
You kill DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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! DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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stings!
You kill DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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!

F>
You attack the ground. The Tsurugi of MuramasaThis most ancient of swords has been passed down through the
leadership of the Samurai legions for hundreds of years. It
is said to grant luck to its wielder, but its main power is
terrible to behold. It has the capability to cut in half any
creature it is wielded against, instantly killing them.

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slices deeply into earth. Earth is destroyed! Everyone except you is killed!

^W
For what do you wish? Blessed Amulet of YendorThis mysterious talisman is the object of your quest. It is
said to possess powers which mere mortals can scarcely
comprehend, let alone utilize. The gods will grant the gift of
immortality to the adventurer who can deliver it from the
depths of Moloch's Sanctum and offer it on the appropriate high
altar on the Astral Plane.

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You have achieved demigodhood.

And that's the secret of immortality.

Not that I've ever done that. My first ascension will be pure, free of cheating, exploiting bugs in any way, or wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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mode
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Antheridium May 17, 2007 11:48
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
g - the blessed +7 Planet Buster sword.

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