Dudley's dungeon -- Friday, 5 November, 2004

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Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One	November 5, 2004 00:04
First comment: 28 September, 2004	64 comments written
What the (insert expletive) just happened???
Kassil, Mithril Dragon	November 5, 2004 01:47
First comment: 7 October, 2004	14 comments written
At a guess, everything just jumped back in utter shock. Dudley the slayer, not wanting to kill and be killed? Gasp, shock, horror, astonish!
Christopher A Webber	November 5, 2004 05:50
First comment: 5 November, 2004	1 comments written
Good thing, too... the newts would have just gotten him anyway.
nothingxs	November 5, 2004 06:31
First comment: 21 July, 2004	13 comments written
"No.. killing?! THIS ISN'T THE REAL DUDLEY, THE SEARCH CONTINUES!"
Am Shaedan	November 5, 2004 06:41
First comment: 18 May, 2004	49 comments written
I enjoyed this one greatly. Great one.
Violist	November 5, 2004 06:46
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
It's probably just a fantasy.. who hasn't wanted to just say, "End the killing" and all the monsters go away? I'll bet he's dreaming and merely got zapped by a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. sleep.
Crawler	November 5, 2004 15:42
First comment: 24 August, 2004	57 comments written
Nice one, took me by surprise!
britta	November 6, 2004 22:48
First comment: 5 September, 2004	10 comments written
maybe he used the magic E?
Eskimo	November 8, 2004 07:56
First comment: 14 April, 2004	166 comments written
Doh, I didn't even think about the E although that seems the obvious answer. But the real question is WHERE IS MY MONDAY CARTOON? shakes, trembles
nethacker#4	November 8, 2004 08:54
First comment: 8 November, 2004	1 comments written
Oh yes, it's monday, but no cartoon. Dion, why! cries in agony
Kernigh	July 11, 2005 04:23
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. Comics (13) http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20041103 Previous http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20041126 Next These newts might be geckos, iguanas...
Fathead	April 12, 2006 18:28
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Dude, these are lizards!
The Bard of Blasphemy	November 23, 2006 05:12
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
I don't think this one should count as a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. joke... what's the criteria for it? This comic could have been rewritten as a fart joke... look how quickly they moved away! Dudley could blame it on the "d" nearby...
The Bard of Blasphemy	November 23, 2006 05:14
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
I don't think this one should count as a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. joke... what's the criteria for it? This comic could have been rewritten as a fart joke... look how quickly they moved away! Dudley could blame it on the "d" nearby...
Grognor	April 7, 2007 05:06
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
A newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. joke comic is any comic that has a ":" unless it is specifically identified to not be a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of its time in the water. [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ] "Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
HK	June 6, 2007 06:02
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
GASP!
TK	August 12, 2007 16:57
First comment: 11 August, 2007	69 comments written
I like this one On another note, I thought that the E-word didn't work on @'s? I mean, I've never tested it myself, but that's what I read in a spoiler...
Grognor	September 15, 2007 06:01
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
TK, did you SEE Dudley engrave Elbereth... Even as they stepped over the threshold a single clear voice rose in song. A Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna miriel o menel aglar elenath! Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath, Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! Frodo halted for a moment, looking back. Elrond was in his chair and the fire was on his face like summer-light upon the trees. Near him sat the Lady Arwen. [...] He stood still enchanted, while the sweet syllables of the elvish song fell like clear jewels of blended word and melody. "It is a song to Elbereth," said Bilbo. "They will sing that, and other songs of the Blessed Realm, many times tonight. Come on!" [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.? Neither did I. So there you go.
mihai	February 20, 2008 00:24
First comment: 16 May, 2006	3 comments written
That was sweet somehow. The monsters seem almost disappointed...
Sylverone	March 26, 2008 00:55
First comment: 26 March, 2008	15 comments written
Wow. One of the above comments game me an idea for a possibly fun YANI. How about randomly generated dreams that occur occasionally while you're asleep? Or a Wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. Dreaming, which suddenly puts you into a dream world identical to where you just wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. You only notice after a moment that it's a dream when weird stuff starts to happen... You die... You wake up. You feel confused.

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