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Zeddi	October 20, 2004 01:41
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
Nice one David! "You kill the housecat! The housecat hits! You kill the housecat! The housecat hits! You kill the housecat! The housecat hits! You kill the housecat! The housecat hits! You die..." @ has just one live :)
Christopher	October 20, 2004 02:33
First comment: 10 May, 2004	30 comments written
Hee-hee good one. Now why doesn't Dion write his own comics any more? ;-) :-?
Mantar	October 20, 2004 02:51
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
Too lazy, so he lets other people write them for him? Hey, it worked for Linus Torvalds!
Violist	October 20, 2004 06:49
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
He's been doing these for months, I'm impressed that he's gotten this far... deserves a bit of a break, and it's hard to keep coming up with new ideas. Also, perhaps people have been inspired recently to come up with some? Go team f!
Eskimo	October 20, 2004 09:56
First comment: 14 April, 2004	166 comments written
Cartoonists often follow a theme for a week or two, thus it's hard to insert an odd strip every now and then. He might just have been piling up submissions for a while... If he ever runs out of ideas googling for YAFM or any of that sort on rgrn actually would provide him with material for a year. But I like him being original instead of course.
Scatman Dan	October 20, 2004 10:21
First comment: 5 October, 2004	2 comments written
Laughed myself to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. But then my medallion started to glow...
Crawler	October 20, 2004 16:03
First comment: 24 August, 2004	57 comments written
I always knew that having a pet catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick, soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt. So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped, yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content. [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. was better than a dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog, while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be trained to perform various tasks. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. But then if you are VERY clumsy and kill it accidentally 9 times, I don't want to see the result of 9 x aggravate monster on the local fauna - and flora. Maybe we could eventually read: "Dudley - killed by a (very angry and aggravated) lichenThe chamber was of unhewn rock, round, as near as might be, eighteen or twenty feet across, and gay with rich variety of fern and moss and lichen. The fern was in its winter still, or coiling for the spring-tide; but moss was in abundant life, some feathering, and some gobleted, and some with fringe of red to it. [ Lorna Doone, by R.D. Blackmore ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.."
Violist	October 21, 2004 05:57
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
Yeah, those lichens can really hurt
Kassil, Mithril Dragon	October 22, 2004 09:39
First comment: 7 October, 2004	14 comments written
Something I've always wondered... Is it possible to seperate a monster from the "oLS without the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness, greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice to have it?" "Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm. "And it can give you strength and courage." "That's better," said Cyril. "And virtue." "I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much interest. "And it can give you your heart's desire." "Now you're talking," said Robert. [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. getting used? Or do you just have to hope to find one lying loose?
Dav	October 23, 2004 17:37
First comment: 26 June, 2004	147 comments written
If you polymorph into a nymphA female creature from Roman and Greek mythology, the nymph occupied rivers, forests, ponds, etc. A nymph's beauty is beyond words: an ever-young woman with sleek figure and long, thick hair, radiant skin and perfect teeth, full lips and gentle eyes. A nymph's scent is delightful, and her long robe glows, hemmed with golden threads and embroidered with rainbow hues of unearthly magnificence. A nymph's demeanour is graceful and charming, her mind quick and witty. "Theseus felt her voice pulling him down into fathoms of sleep. The song was the skeleton of his dream, and the dream was full of terror. Demon girls were after him, and a bull- man was goring him. Everywhere there was blood. There was pain. There was fear. But his head was in the nymph's lap and her musk was about him, her voice weaving the dream. He knew then that she had been sent to tell him of something dreadful that was to happen to him later. Her song was a warning. But she had brought him a new kind of joy, one that made him see everything differently. The boy, who was to become a hero, suddenly knew then what most heroes learn later -- and some too late -- that joy blots suffering and that the road to nymphs is beset by monsters." [ The Minotaur by Bernard Evslin ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., you can steal it from them.
ec	June 16, 2005 01:44
First comment: 14 June, 2005	15 comments written
I wish my pet kittenWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick, soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt. So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped, yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content. [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. would have nine lives, so he wouldn't get crushed under a falling rockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something. He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand, bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw. The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs curled up. [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. on dungeon level 1.
Fathead	April 12, 2006 17:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
It's hard to tell sometimes, since they all look the same and are all (:-)) very well spelled, grammarred* and punctuated. Cats are supposed to avoid dying, with or without an "oLS. Hey, what's YAFM?
Fathead	April 12, 2006 17:41
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
*Isn't that right, "grammarred"?
Arienna	February 8, 2007 14:43
First comment: 8 February, 2007	8 comments written
^.^;; I lol'd myself.
Grognor	April 7, 2007 04:40
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I lol'd myself too.
Grognor	April 7, 2007 04:40
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I lol'd myself too.
Grognor	April 7, 2007 04:40
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
DAMNIT! I hate pressing the damn button twice.
HK	June 6, 2007 05:21
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
The comments are getting better than the strips.
Kerta	December 12, 2007 16:00
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
This fortune cookie is delicious. It has a scrap of paper inside. It reads: "You will choke to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. on a fortune cookie." You die...

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