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Friday, 1 October, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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The flea bites! It itches! The flea bites! It itches. It itches! The flea bites.
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@ Scratch scratch. Itch itch! Scratch!
Blood spurts out!
Scratch scratch! "Aaaarrrgh!"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |    comitted    | 
 |    suicide     | 
 |    *  *  *     | 
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/| 


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Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One October 1, 2004 00:55
First comment: 28 September, 2004 64 comments written
Poor Dudley... I shall honor you by giving you a gift.
(d) Dropped h - a figurineThen it appeared in Paris at just about the time that Paris
was full of Carlists who had to get out of Spain. One of
them must have brought it with him, but, whoever he was, it's
likely he knew nothing about its real value. It had been --
no doubt as a precaution during the Carlist trouble in Spain
-- painted or enameled over to look like nothing more than a
fairly interesting black statuette. And in that disguise,
sir, it was, you might say, kicked around Paris for seventy
years by private owners and dealers too stupid to see what
it was under the skin.
        [ The Maltese Falcon, by Dashiell Hammett ]

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of an Armadillomon

May this guide"Rincewind!"
Twoflower sprang off the bed. The wizard jumped back,
wrenching his features into a smile.
"My dear chap, right on time! We'll just have lunch, and
then I'm sure you've got a wonderful programme lined up for
this afternoon!"
"Er --"
"That's great!"
Rincewind took a deep breath. "Look," he said desperately,
"let's eat somewhere else. There's been a bit of a fight
down below."
"A tavern brawl? Why didn't you wake me up?"
"Well, you see, I - _what_?"
"I thought I made myself clear this morning, Rincewind. I
want to see genuine Morporkian life - the slave market, the
Whore Pits, the Temple of Small Gods, the Beggar's Guild...
and a genuine tavern brawl." A faint note of suspicion
entered Twoflower's voice. "You _do_ have them, don't you?
You know, people swinging on chandeliers, swordfights over
the table, the sort of thing Hrun the Barbarian and the
Weasel are always getting involved in. You know --
_excitement_."
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you to your reincarnation.
Violist October 1, 2004 06:00
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Well, this is one situation where an "oLS isn't going to help.
Am Shaedan October 1, 2004 06:22
First comment: 18 May, 2004 49 comments written
This is the reason why I don't go to fleamarkets.

Great one Dion :)
Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One October 2, 2004 01:21
First comment: 28 September, 2004 64 comments written
I just hope nobody finds the figurineThen it appeared in Paris at just about the time that Paris
was full of Carlists who had to get out of Spain. One of
them must have brought it with him, but, whoever he was, it's
likely he knew nothing about its real value. It had been --
no doubt as a precaution during the Carlist trouble in Spain
-- painted or enameled over to look like nothing more than a
fairly interesting black statuette. And in that disguise,
sir, it was, you might say, kicked around Paris for seventy
years by private owners and dealers too stupid to see what
it was under the skin.
        [ The Maltese Falcon, by Dashiell Hammett ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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I placed on Dudley's grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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!
Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One October 5, 2004 23:36
First comment: 28 September, 2004 64 comments written
whew The figurineThen it appeared in Paris at just about the time that Paris
was full of Carlists who had to get out of Spain. One of
them must have brought it with him, but, whoever he was, it's
likely he knew nothing about its real value. It had been --
no doubt as a precaution during the Carlist trouble in Spain
-- painted or enameled over to look like nothing more than a
fairly interesting black statuette. And in that disguise,
sir, it was, you might say, kicked around Paris for seventy
years by private owners and dealers too stupid to see what
it was under the skin.
        [ The Maltese Falcon, by Dashiell Hammett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
is still where it sits.
New Guy May 24, 2005 19:50
First comment: 24 May, 2005 7 comments written
Whats this nice little Ankylomon I found here?
Robert Barber, Hamuchan Knight January 1, 2006 00:23
First comment: 31 December, 2005 17 comments written
Ah, hello, one who calls himself "New Guy". I see you have the knowledge.
Fathead April 11, 2006 21:08
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Unfair, he had an accomplice.
Grognor April 7, 2007 04:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Spectaculariffic!
HK June 6, 2007 01:23
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Only Good, for "committed" is mispelled! (Misspelling of "misspelled" intended)

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