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Monday, 20 September, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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You see here a tuxedo.
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@ Wear
"Why would one want to wear an armor like this?"
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Violist September 20, 2004 01:34
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Maybe it scares off succubi and nymphs.
Christopher September 20, 2004 03:25
First comment: 10 May, 2004 30 comments written
Re:Violist, Huh?
Violist September 20, 2004 04:52
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Who likes tuxedos? They're rather uncomfortable and impractical.

Of course, I'm not female, so maybe girls like tuxedos.
Elio September 20, 2004 05:34
First comment: 10 September, 2004 9 comments written
Perhaps monsters think you are someone important and will kidnap you instead of kill you. Who knows they could ask for ransom :).
D September 20, 2004 18:41
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
Maybe it forces Rodney to talk, rather than instantly trying to kill you.

"No, Mr. Dudley, I expect you to die!"
czubin September 20, 2004 22:45
First comment: 20 September, 2004 1 comments written
Woah style ... I wonder if he gets a gun with that new tuxedo
Good gods September 21, 2004 21:32
First comment: 21 September, 2004 2 comments written

Hm, I wonder if a James Bond Character would do well in NetHack. Give them a tuxedo and a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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magic missile...
Fathead April 11, 2006 20:46
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
dude, you all missed it. It raised his Charisma to 18, so now all the shopkeepers will worship him.
Grognor April 7, 2007 03:58
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Fathead, stop posting a year behind me! It's kinda annoying. Also, you're cheating.
Anoria May 5, 2007 19:16
First comment: 25 January, 2007 11 comments written
D wins.
HK June 6, 2007 00:08
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Nice armor.
Kerta December 12, 2007 15:37
First comment: 12 December, 2007 72 comments written
I could see this modifying the TouristThe road from Ankh-Morpork to Chrim is high, white and
winding, a thirty-league stretch of potholes and half-buried
rocks that spirals around mountains and dips into cool green
valleys of citrus trees, crosses liana-webbed gorges on
creaking rope bridges and is generally more picturesque than
useful.
Picturesque. That was a new word to Rincewind the wizard
(BMgc, Unseen University [failed]). It was one of a number
he had picked up since leaving the charred ruins of
Ankh-Morpork. Quaint was another one. Picturesque meant --
he decided after careful observation of the scenery that
inspired Twoflower to use the word -- that the landscape was
horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the
occasional village through which they passed, meant fever-
ridden and tumbledown.
Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld.
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant "idiot".
        [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ]

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. The credit cards become licenses to kill...
Kohkelxon January 19, 2008 11:14
First comment: 8 January, 2008 52 comments written
Nice strip and good idea Kerta. But who the heck is Rodney :O
Other person October 11, 2008 18:25
First comment: 11 October, 2008 1 comments written
Every nethack playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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knows who Rodney is.
Charchar January 17, 2009 23:28
First comment: 17 January, 2009 1 comments written
I think it's a nickname for the Wizard of YendorNo one knows how old this mighty wizard is, or from whence he
came. It is known that, having lived a span far greater than
any normal man's, he grew weary of lesser mortals; and so,
spurning all human company, he forsook the dwellings of men
and went to live in the depths of the Earth. He took with
him a dreadful artifact, the Book of the Dead, which is said
to hold great power indeed. Many have sought to find the
wizard and his treasure, but none have found him and lived to
tell the tale. Woe be to the incautious adventurer who
disturbs this mighty sorcerer!

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, I dunno why, though.

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