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Thursday, 26 August, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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@ "I'm sick and tired of that modern electronics stuff." 
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@ "I go back to basic, simple club and daggerIs this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
[ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. work. Real. True. Honest." 
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Things that are here:
a metal detector
a ray gun
a microwave oven
a bazooka
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Number of ratings: 12

Comments

Kassil the Mithril Dragon August 26, 2004 04:53
First comment: 23 July, 2004 9 comments written
a cursed metal detector (attracts leprechauns)
a raygun (1:0)
A microwave oven (KABOOM Killed by an exploding ration.)
a bazooka (but no ammunition)
K the Mithril Dragon August 26, 2004 04:54
First comment: 26 August, 2004 1 comments written
...Hmmm. I did not know that btacketing things in asteriks bolded them here.
chris August 26, 2004 05:20
First comment: 23 May, 2004 4 comments written
naught did I! :-)
Eskimo August 26, 2004 07:29
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Great specifying list (I'll avoid that pile like plahue then).
Crawler August 26, 2004 15:49
First comment: 24 August, 2004 57 comments written
Time to polypile then...*

(eh it works!)
Critic of the Dawn August 26, 2004 17:36
First comment: 26 August, 2004 2 comments written
Ah, he's switched to SlashEM!
Dion August 27, 2004 10:19
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
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Fathead April 11, 2006 17:14
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Thanks Mr Nicolaas.
blakyoshi7 June 26, 2006 03:20
First comment: 26 June, 2006 7 comments written
GET HAMSTER
PUT HAMSTER IN MICROWAVE
CLOSE MICROWAVE
TURN ON MICROWAVE
Boom!
1338h4x September 19, 2006 03:23
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Put tin"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. in microwave
Grognor April 7, 2007 01:48
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
(l)oot-
There is a microwave here, loot it? (yn) y
What do you want to do with the microwave? (oib) o
v- a hot pocket
(e)at-
eat what? (a-c,e-v,X,W) v
You get diarrhea! You have diarrhea! --More--
You feel confused! You feel foolish! --More--
Ecch, that must have been poisoned! --More--
You seem unaffected by the poison. --More--
The outside burns your tongue! The inside freezes your tounge! --More--
You have diarrhea! You have diarrhea! You die... --More--
DYWYPI? (yn)
Anoria May 5, 2007 07:51
First comment: 25 January, 2007 11 comments written
I'm rating more for the comments than the comic this time. Hot pocket and cursed metal detector :)
HK June 5, 2007 23:33
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Thanks, Dion!
Kohkelxon January 10, 2008 18:57
First comment: 8 January, 2008 52 comments written
AWESOME! I would rate this über-excellent but there isn't a choice for that!
Grognor's comment didn't open to me though =|
Zarquil October 4, 2008 06:57
First comment: 26 September, 2008 54 comments written
Leave them be, they'll only bring you pain!
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