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Thursday, 22 July, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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Welcome to David's treasure zoo!
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@ "The needs of the one outweighs the needs of the many."
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@ "Especially if you happen to be that 'one'."


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James July 26, 2004 17:48
First comment: 26 July, 2004 1 comments written
Brilliant! Love the references, btw...
Robert Barber, Tamer of a Digital One September 29, 2004 00:25
First comment: 28 September, 2004 64 comments written
I quite agree with James.
Fathead April 6, 2006 00:35
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Yah, me too.
Grognor April 7, 2007 01:01
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
The monsters wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
weak. Depending on what they wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
, a lvl 1 could kill them, and zoos simply don't appear on early dungeon levels. IMO, this strip fails.
HK June 5, 2007 22:30
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Huh?
Kohkelxon January 9, 2008 17:53
First comment: 8 January, 2008 52 comments written
A Star Trek reference. And, for a change, Dudley owns the monsters instead of the monsters owning Duddles. I liked it!

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