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Friday, 16 July, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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The dust vortexSwirling clouds of pure elemental energies, the vortices are
thought to be related to the larger elementals. Though the
vortices do no damage when touched, they are noted for being
able to envelop unwary travellers. The hapless fool thus
swallowed by a vortex will soon perish from exposure to the
element the vortex is composed of.

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@ Apply tinning kit"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

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You see here a vacuum cleaner.
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Zeddi July 16, 2004 02:22
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
Lol, thats good, really =)
Violist July 16, 2004 06:14
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
apply it on the Plane of Air to SUCK 'EM ALL UP!!! hahahhahaha
Christopher July 16, 2004 06:34
First comment: 10 May, 2004 30 comments written
THAT's HILLARIOUS!! :-) This comic rocks!
Name/E-mail July 17, 2004 04:06
First comment: 17 July, 2004 1 comments written
Note... Ok, this whas enough :D
Sgeo July 18, 2004 15:38
First comment: 17 July, 2004 3 comments written
Where's today's comic?
Violist July 18, 2004 18:18
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
I don't think he does them during the weekends.. and not every day, either.
Lucretia July 20, 2004 13:03
First comment: 21 May, 2004 5 comments written
LOL!
Kimbus August 15, 2004 16:06
First comment: 15 August, 2004 2 comments written
Sweet :D
cg March 20, 2005 18:02
First comment: 20 March, 2005 9 comments written
that's so funny it hurts
judebert April 12, 2005 22:27
First comment: 12 April, 2005 4 comments written
Why didn't the DevTeam think of this? It's hilarious!
  October 15, 2005 11:53
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Oh My GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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That is truly on hell of a good peice of humour.

@ apply tinning kit"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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On what? That humour
H - Pure GoldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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  October 19, 2005 18:07
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
hahaha
Fathead April 6, 2006 00:29
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Awesome. I take back what I said about no sense of humor.
Gadora September 22, 2006 00:38
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
Utter applause.
Hyoga December 23, 2006 00:18
First comment: 22 December, 2006 11 comments written
OMG, that's...lol-ling!
:)
_X January 15, 2007 13:32
First comment: 15 January, 2007 1 comments written
i LOVE the "do-it-yourself kits" strips - bike, vacuum... Gimme more, more MORE!
Grognor April 7, 2007 00:54
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
YES YES YES!
Antheridium May 17, 2007 09:53
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
It should be a vacuum bag"Now, this third handkerchief," Mein Herr proceeded, "has also
four edges, which you can trace continuously round and round:
all you need do is to join its four edges to the four edges of
the opening. The Purse is then complete, and its outer
surface--"
"I see!" Lady Muriel eagerly interrupted. "Its outer surface
will be continuous with its inner surface! But it will take
time. I'll sew it up after tea." She laid aside the bag, and
resumed her cup of tea. "But why do you call it Fortunatus's
Purse, Mein Herr?"
The dear old man beamed upon her, with a jolly smile, looking
more exactly like the Professor than ever. "Don't you see,
my child--I should say Miladi? Whatever is inside that Purse,
is outside it; and whatever is outside it, is inside it. So
you have all the wealth of the world in that leetle Purse!"
        [ Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., I would think... still one of the best comics.
HK June 5, 2007 22:23
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
LOL
Simulato September 26, 2007 14:53
First comment: 26 September, 2007 6 comments written
Clever. XD
Kohkelxon January 9, 2008 17:47
First comment: 8 January, 2008 52 comments written
Funny as hell :D
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