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just some guy	July 14, 2004 02:36
First comment: 2 July, 2004	2 comments written
LOL That's hillarious. :-)
wib	July 14, 2004 17:16
First comment: 14 July, 2004	1 comments written
i dont understand
Cetra	July 14, 2004 19:33
First comment: 28 June, 2004	38 comments written
See, he's shortly going to "not to be" = a state of non-being = dead. ...Right?
Zeddi	July 14, 2004 22:11
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
Yeah, very good =)
L	June 22, 2005 18:29
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
I think the "Dudley's gonna die" jokes need a little more zest to reach the next level.
.	November 27, 2005 23:14
First comment: 27 November, 2005	1 comments written

Fathead	April 6, 2006 00:25
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
These are funny sometimes, but I admit, if his NetHack skills are anything like his sense of humor, I'll be surprised if he ever reaches some of the landmarks he described. (Suddenly realized the absurdity of what he said.) Oh well. But what is an L?
The Shrewd Dude	April 16, 2006 02:03
First comment: 16 April, 2006	5 comments written
I think "L" is for lichBut on its heels ere the sunset faded, there came a second apparition, striding with incredible strides and halting when it loomed almost upon me in the red twilight-the monstrous mummy of some ancient king still crowned with untarnished gold but turning to my gaze a visage that more than time or the worm had wasted. Broken swathings flapped about the skeleton legs, and above the crown that was set with sapphires and orange rubies, a black something swayed and nodded horribly; but, for an instant, I did not dream what it was. Then, in its middle, two oblique and scarlet eyes opened and glowed like hellish coals, and two ophidian fangs glittered in an ape-like mouth. A squat, furless, shapeless head on a neck of disproportionate extent leaned unspeakably down and whispered in the mummy's ear. Then, with one stride, the titanic lich took half the distance between us, and from out the folds of the tattered sere-cloth a gaunt arm arose, and fleshless, taloned fingers laden with glowering gems, reached out and fumbled for my throat . . . [ The Abominations of Yondo, Clark Ashton Smith, 1926 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Anonymous	June 30, 2006 19:20
First comment: 3 September, 2004	29 comments written
NetHack is now like a children's TV show... A is for AngelHe answered and said unto them, he that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; the field is the world, and the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the weeds are the children of the wicked one; the enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. As therefore the weeds are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. [...] So shall it be at the end of the world; the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, and shall cast them into the furnace of fire; there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. [ The Gospel According to Matthew, 13:37-42, 49-50 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! d is for dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog, while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be trained to perform various tasks. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. (or doglike)! L is for LichBut on its heels ere the sunset faded, there came a second apparition, striding with incredible strides and halting when it loomed almost upon me in the red twilight-the monstrous mummy of some ancient king still crowned with untarnished gold but turning to my gaze a visage that more than time or the worm had wasted. Broken swathings flapped about the skeleton legs, and above the crown that was set with sapphires and orange rubies, a black something swayed and nodded horribly; but, for an instant, I did not dream what it was. Then, in its middle, two oblique and scarlet eyes opened and glowed like hellish coals, and two ophidian fangs glittered in an ape-like mouth. A squat, furless, shapeless head on a neck of disproportionate extent leaned unspeakably down and whispered in the mummy's ear. Then, with one stride, the titanic lich took half the distance between us, and from out the folds of the tattered sere-cloth a gaunt arm arose, and fleshless, taloned fingers laden with glowering gems, reached out and fumbled for my throat . . . [ The Abominations of Yondo, Clark Ashton Smith, 1926 ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! Etc.....heh.
The Bard of Blasphemy	November 23, 2006 05:30
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
Send the catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick, soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt. So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped, yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content. [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. in... it'll know what to do. If not, at least it will buy you some time. "You feel sad for a moment, then it passes." Something like that!
Donut Lord	December 1, 2006 03:20
First comment: 1 December, 2006	26 comments written
None of you've (Well, you probably did) noticed the monsters spell out HELL.
Grognor	April 7, 2007 00:52
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I loved it, but you all killed it.
HK	June 5, 2007 22:19
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Pretty good!
Kohkelxon	January 9, 2008 17:44
First comment: 8 January, 2008	52 comments written
This is funny :)

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