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sid77 June 22, 2004 09:03
First comment: 15 April, 2004 15 comments written
ROTFL
You're right: it's european time!
And not to mention the '&' as a refree...
Am Shaedan June 22, 2004 10:22
First comment: 18 May, 2004 49 comments written
Second yellow and you will kicked out of the dungeon, and you miss the next version of Nethack.
CordBar@aol.com July 8, 2004 21:03
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
How did Dudley get a yellow card?
freshme@ January 4, 2005 09:25
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
It's a football (soccer) reference. Dudley committed a foul.

I know nothing about football, however, so I can't tell you if the yellow card includes a penalty or is just a warning.
Kernigh June 28, 2005 02:47
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Fathead April 6, 2006 00:02
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Oooookay, what is it with newts?
Anonymous June 30, 2006 18:55
First comment: 3 September, 2004 29 comments written
Fatboy, the Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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is basicly the lowest creature in NetHack. It (usually) can not hurt you, and you (usually) can kill it on the first try. Thus, being killed by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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is a serious problem. :)
Anoria January 25, 2007 22:15
First comment: 25 January, 2007 11 comments written
Not only is it a sports reference in a nerd comic, but it's a sports reference in a nerd comic that I understood. Kudos.
Grognor April 6, 2007 22:52
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Grognor April 24, 2007 04:32
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
The orcOrcs, bipeds with a humanoid appearance, are related to the
goblins, but much bigger and more dangerous. The average orc
is only moderately intelligent, has broad, muscled shoulders,
a short neck, a sloping forehead and a thick, dark fur.
Their lower eye-teeth are pointing forward, like a boar's.
Female orcs are more lightly built and bare-chested. Not
needing any clothing, they do like to dress in variegated
apparels. Suspicious by nature, orcs live in tribes or
hordes. They tend to live underground as well as above
ground (but they dislike sunlight). Orcs can use all weapons,
tools and armours that are used by men. Since they don't have
the talent to fashion these themselves, they are constantly
hunting for them. There is nothing a horde of orcs cannot
use.
        [ het Boek van de Regels; Het Oog des Meesters ]

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swings his orcish broadswordBring me my broadsword
And clear understanding.
Bring me my cross of gold,
As a talisman.
        [ "Broadsword" (refrain) by Ian Anderson ]

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named Elfrist at you. You die...
HK June 5, 2007 21:47
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
I like soccer and I like this.
Kohkelxon January 9, 2008 17:14
First comment: 8 January, 2008 52 comments written
I don't like football at all, but as a joke this is good.
About the newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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being the "lowest" creature in NetHack, what about funguses? Like the shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

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. They can't even attack you.
f December 26, 2008 09:46
First comment: 19 June, 2007 3 comments written
^ Oww you don't mean shriekerWith a single, savage thrust of her spear, the warrior-woman
impaled the fungus, silencing it. However, it was too late:
the alarm had been raised[...]
Suddenly, a large, dark shape rose from the abyss before them,
its fetid bulk looming overhead...The monster was some kind of
great dark worm, but that was about all they were sure of.
        [ The Adventurers, Epic IV, by Thomas A. Miller ]

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is the most harmless monster there. They summon monsters and worms. A lichenThe chamber was of unhewn rock, round, as near as might
be, eighteen or twenty feet across, and gay with rich
variety of fern and moss and lichen. The fern was in
its winter still, or coiling for the spring-tide; but
moss was in abundant life, some feathering, and some
gobleted, and some with fringe of red to it.
        [ Lorna Doone, by R.D. Blackmore ]

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is even more harmless.

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