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Wednesday, 9 June, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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( "Your prepaid card has run out of charges. You can buy a new prepaid card..."
                    
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( "... any YendorPhone outlet. Make that MolochPhone. We just changed name."
                    
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( "Call 1234 to add minutes your GehennomCall account. I mean 4321. Or 23121."
                    
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( "Don't forget to check your voicemail at 123... I mean .32..beepbeep"
You can't seem to think straight.


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Cain Azrael June 13, 2004 00:51
First comment: 13 June, 2004 3 comments written
HAW!
I use Fido and I know exactly how that feels.
CordBar@aol.com July 10, 2004 07:00
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
What do you mean by "Fido"???
Kernigh June 28, 2005 02:28
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
I have an idea, but I understand not the anology to Fido.

d "Your dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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has run out of prepaid shoplifting charges. You can buy a new tripe rationIf you start from scratch, cooking tripe is a long-drawn-out
affair. Fresh whole tripe calls for a minimum of 12 hours of
cooking, some time-honored recipes demanding as much as 24.
To prepare fresh tripe, trim if necessary. Wash it thoroughly,
soaking overnight, and blanch, for 1/2 hour in salted water.
Wash well again, drain and cut for cooking. When cooked, the
texture of tripe should be like that of soft gristle. More
often, alas, because the heat has not been kept low enough,
it has the consistency of wet shoe leather.
        [ Joy of Cooking, by I Rombauer and M Becker ]

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at any general store. Make that deli. Meanwhile, I will kill those orcs, no, the peaceful hobbitHobbits are an unobtrusive but very ancient people, more
numerous formerly than they are today; for they love peace
and quiet and good tilled earth: a well-ordered and well-
farmed countryside was their favourite haunt. They do not
and did not understand or like machines more complicated
than a forge-bellows, a water-mill, or a handloom, although
they were skillful with tools. Even in ancient days they
were, as a rule, shy of "the Big Folk", as they call us, and
now they avoid us with dismay and are becoming hard to find.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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, no, I will grab that +0 orcish helm, I mean, the acid blobThese giant amoeboid creatures look like nothing more than
puddles of slime, but they both live and move, feeding on
metal or wood as well as the occasional dungeon explorer to
supplement their diet.

But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead
as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed
tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy
speed and driving before it a spiral, re-thickening cloud of the
pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster
than any subway train -- a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic
bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes
forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the
tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic
penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its
kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.
        [ At the Mountains of Madness, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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corpse, yip yip yip, whine..."
Fathead April 5, 2006 23:48
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
How's he supposed to do that in a dungeon?
Grognor April 6, 2007 22:36
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
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HK June 5, 2007 17:01
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Awesome.
blue November 20, 2008 10:21
First comment: 17 October, 2008 7 comments written
did Cain mean Fido the dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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or Fido the network?

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