Dudley's dungeon -- Tuesday, 20 April, 2004

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Aaron	April 20, 2004 00:00
First comment: 11 March, 2004	32 comments written
Ha! Thanks for another good one, Dion.
Henrik	April 24, 2004 13:46
First comment: 24 April, 2004	5 comments written
Hahaha...this is excellent.
shaniber	April 28, 2004 20:25
First comment: 28 April, 2004	1 comments written
now THAT's funny!
CordBar@aol.com	May 15, 2004 21:08
First comment: 6 May, 2004	76 comments written
I don't get it.
chris	May 23, 2004 11:27
First comment: 23 May, 2004	4 comments written
man wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.:polymorph(5:0)
mantar	June 2, 2004 11:07
First comment: 2 June, 2004	3 comments written
Man, I totally want a bicycle patch now. Even if I'd never get all the stuff together. lol
CordBar@aol.com	June 29, 2004 05:43
First comment: 6 May, 2004	76 comments written
What do you mean "bicycle patch"?
Cheapy	July 16, 2004 03:27
First comment: 16 July, 2004	6 comments written
CordBar: Things that are here: a boomerang (Handle Bar) a spetum (Not sure, probably seat) an iron chain"You are fettered, " said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell me why?" "I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Ghost. "I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?" Scrooge trembled more and more. "Or would you know," pursued the Ghost, "the weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You have laboured on it, since. It is a ponderous chain!" [ A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. (the chain) a guisarme (The long pole that holds the seat) a bow"Stand to it, my hearts of gold," said the old bowman as he passed from knot to knot. "By my hilt! we are in luck this journey. Bear in mind the old saying of the Company." "What is that, Aylward?" cried several, leaning on their bows and laughing at him. "'Tis the master-bowyer's rede: 'Every bow well bent. Every shaft well sent. Every stave well nocked. Every string well locked.' There, with that jingle in his head, a bracer on his left hand, a shooting glove on his right, and a farthing's-worth of wax in his girdle, what more doth a bowman need?" "It would not be amiss," said Hordle John, "if under his girdle he had four farthings'-worth of wine." [ The White Company, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. (Not exactly sure) a dwarvish roundshield (wheel 1) a dwarvish roundshield (wheel 2)
ihope	April 22, 2005 02:45
First comment: 20 April, 2005	67 comments written
Yep... :)
Miko	October 15, 2005 09:23
First comment: 15 October, 2005	1 comments written
XD This was on of the first ones to really make me laugh. GODGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next: if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until there is only one choice left to you. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. I love this strip.
Ouch..	October 26, 2005 18:30
First comment: 26 October, 2005	1 comments written
Cheapy: I'm not sure sitting on a spetum would be very comfortable :s (Not that I can think of a better explanation for it)
Fathead	April 4, 2006 01:33
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Awesome
Jmadman311	May 23, 2006 20:02
First comment: 23 May, 2006	17 comments written
Great. :)
	June 23, 2006 17:23
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
i love how it is always the @aol.com guy that doesn't get the jokes
Non-aol	October 27, 2006 21:39
First comment: 27 October, 2006	1 comments written
Spetum and guisarme are polearms, iirc, so they would make two of any given long marsThe god of war, and one of the most prominent and worshipped gods. In early Roman history he was a god of spring, growth in nature, and fertility, and the protector of cattle. Mars is also mentioned as a chthonic god (earth-god) and this could explain why he became a god of death and finally a god of war. He is the son of Jupiter and Juno. [ Encyclopedia Mythica, ed. M.F. Lindemans ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. in the bike frame. Bow"Stand to it, my hearts of gold," said the old bowman as he passed from knot to knot. "By my hilt! we are in luck this journey. Bear in mind the old saying of the Company." "What is that, Aylward?" cried several, leaning on their bows and laughing at him. "'Tis the master-bowyer's rede: 'Every bow well bent. Every shaft well sent. Every stave well nocked. Every string well locked.' There, with that jingle in his head, a bracer on his left hand, a shooting glove on his right, and a farthing's-worth of wax in his girdle, what more doth a bowman need?" "It would not be amiss," said Hordle John, "if under his girdle he had four farthings'-worth of wine." [ The White Company, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. might be one more or perhaps the fork. More bows might have turned into the fenders, of course. Then you'd need perhaps a sword or such for vertical bars.
Grognor	April 4, 2007 22:21
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
The first polypilemorphtogether comic. Excellent.
Domira of Mars	April 6, 2007 06:04
First comment: 6 April, 2007	15 comments written
Also very cute! I love this one. At first I thought he accidently morphed a pile of useful object into a useless object by chance, but then I got it.
HK	June 5, 2007 15:52
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Polypiling into a bicycle?! Hilarious.
Xero Storm	March 5, 2008 23:18
First comment: 24 February, 2008	32 comments written
You forgot the saddleThe horseman serves the horse, The neat-herd serves the neat, The merchant serves the purse, The eater serves his meat; 'Tis the day of the chattel, Web to weave, and corn to grind, Things are in the saddle, And ride mankind. [ Ode, by Ralph Waldo Emerson ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.... E anyway.
Zarquil	September 27, 2008 16:34
First comment: 26 September, 2008	54 comments written
Fantastic!

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