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Monday, 1 March, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
                    
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@ "More a's: a-nother so to say. Is it a wish fulfilled? Is it a life-changing prospect?"
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |  killed by a   | 
 |  soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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RickoniX March 3, 2004 22:11
First comment: 9 February, 2004 15 comments written
Hooray for puns!
Dion March 4, 2004 13:50
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Even though it is sooo easy to come up with a pun about NetHack...
RickoniX March 8, 2004 18:41
First comment: 9 February, 2004 15 comments written
I am a-bhorred by your a-bility to a-nnounce that kind of a-moral a-ssertion
Dion March 9, 2004 09:10
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
a, it was nothing :-)
Ziggrrauglurr March 26, 2004 05:05
First comment: 26 March, 2004 3 comments written
aaaaK...
judebert April 12, 2005 19:27
First comment: 12 April, 2005 4 comments written
When I was a beginner, this happened to me a-gain and a-gain...
Kernigh June 24, 2005 22:16
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
I remember when I decided to fight the soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
instead of using my uncursed scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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of genocide. I died.
Ronfar January 12, 2006 22:20
First comment: 12 January, 2006 2 comments written
Go Team AntThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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!
Fathead April 3, 2006 18:29
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Meh...idiot. :)
Anonymous June 30, 2006 04:14
First comment: 3 September, 2004 29 comments written
Luckily, I guess I haven't encountered soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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ants yet...still, funny.
Grognor April 22, 2007 21:30
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Dudley's first death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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ChungPoFat May 5, 2007 22:27
First comment: 5 May, 2007 2 comments written
Nope, a few strips earlier he was killed by Chopin.
HK June 1, 2007 05:28
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Ants win!
Ib July 31, 2007 10:29
First comment: 31 July, 2007 12 comments written
Again, Team AntThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
amazes all by advancing against another amateur adversary.
Ah, amusing AntThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
ics.
gneek July 15, 2008 06:25
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
AWSUM

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