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Friday, 27 February, 2004

by Dion Nicolaas

-------- \|......\| #......k.# ###\|<....@\| # \|......\| # -------- You hit the koboldThe race of kobolds are reputed to be an artificial creation of a master wizard (demi-god?). They are about 3' tall with a vaguely dog-like face. They bear a violent dislike of the Elven race, and will go out of their way to cause trouble for Elves at any time. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! The koboldThe race of kobolds are reputed to be an artificial creation of a master wizard (demi-god?). They are about 3' tall with a vaguely dog-like face. They bear a violent dislike of the Elven race, and will go out of their way to cause trouble for Elves at any time. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits. You hit the koboldThe race of kobolds are reputed to be an artificial creation of a master wizard (demi-god?). They are about 3' tall with a vaguely dog-like face. They bear a violent dislike of the Elven race, and will go out of their way to cause trouble for Elves at any time. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! The koboldThe race of kobolds are reputed to be an artificial creation of a master wizard (demi-god?). They are about 3' tall with a vaguely dog-like face. They bear a violent dislike of the Elven race, and will go out of their way to cause trouble for Elves at any time. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits!	-------- \|......\| #......k.# ###\|<....@\| # \|......\| # -------- @ Apply duct tape. In what direction? k	-------- \|......\| #......M.# ###\|<....@\| # \|......\| # -------- You hit the koboldThe race of kobolds are reputed to be an artificial creation of a master wizard (demi-god?). They are about 3' tall with a vaguely dog-like face. They bear a violent dislike of the Elven race, and will go out of their way to cause trouble for Elves at any time. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. mummyBut for an account of the manner in which the body was bandaged, and a list of the unguents and other materials employed in the process, and the words of power which were spoken as each bandage was laid in its place, we must have recourse to a very interesting papyrus which has been edited and translated by M. Maspero under the title of Le Rituel de l'Embaumement. ... Everything that could be done to preserve the body was now done, and every member of it was, by means of the words of power which changed perishable substances into imperishable, protected to all eternity; when the final covering of purple or white linen had been fastened upon it, the body was ready for the tomb. [ Egyptian Magic, by E.A. Wallis Budge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! The koboldThe race of kobolds are reputed to be an artificial creation of a master wizard (demi-god?). They are about 3' tall with a vaguely dog-like face. They bear a violent dislike of the Elven race, and will go out of their way to cause trouble for Elves at any time. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. mummyBut for an account of the manner in which the body was bandaged, and a list of the unguents and other materials employed in the process, and the words of power which were spoken as each bandage was laid in its place, we must have recourse to a very interesting papyrus which has been edited and translated by M. Maspero under the title of Le Rituel de l'Embaumement. ... Everything that could be done to preserve the body was now done, and every member of it was, by means of the words of power which changed perishable substances into imperishable, protected to all eternity; when the final covering of purple or white linen had been fastened upon it, the body was ready for the tomb. [ Egyptian Magic, by E.A. Wallis Budge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits!
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Ziggrrauglurr	March 26, 2004 05:04
First comment: 26 March, 2004	3 comments written
Now this one is funny!! :D
Henrik	April 24, 2004 13:35
First comment: 24 April, 2004	5 comments written
This running gag only gets funnier! :)
Randood	October 18, 2004 08:14
First comment: 18 October, 2004	6 comments written
Funny
Lars	December 2, 2004 12:01
First comment: 2 December, 2004	5 comments written
Yep, pretty funny!
ihope	April 22, 2005 01:54
First comment: 20 April, 2005	67 comments written
Haha...hehe...lol...
Fathead	April 3, 2006 18:28
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Heh, I don't know what he expected.
ijkl	October 26, 2006 21:51
First comment: 26 October, 2006	1 comments written
KoboldThe race of kobolds are reputed to be an artificial creation of a master wizard (demi-god?). They are about 3' tall with a vaguely dog-like face. They bear a violent dislike of the Elven race, and will go out of their way to cause trouble for Elves at any time. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. turns into Kenny XDXDXD mhmhmmmhmhmmhhmhmh
Grognor	April 4, 2007 21:12
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Why is it so funny every time?
HK	June 1, 2007 05:27
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
This one really made me laugh.
Antheridium	August 8, 2007 06:47
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
Every time I look at this... hahahahaha.
Nikki	September 8, 2007 08:02
First comment: 8 September, 2007	3 comments written
Oh running jokes, how I love thee...

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