Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 19 February, 2004

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torgus	June 7, 2004 23:16
First comment: 7 June, 2004	2 comments written
ahahaha....horrid.
CordBar@aol.com	July 11, 2004 07:37
First comment: 6 May, 2004	76 comments written
USE YOUR SCROLLAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. OF FIRE!!!!!
Lars	December 2, 2004 11:56
First comment: 2 December, 2004	5 comments written
I don't get it...
freshme@	January 5, 2005 04:36
First comment: 4 January, 2005	67 comments written
Since the bees seemed to be standing in rank and file, he tried marching past them. It didn't work...
drachefly	April 12, 2005 23:31
First comment: 12 April, 2005	9 comments written
It's a Winne-The-Pooh reference.
ihope	April 22, 2005 01:42
First comment: 20 April, 2005	67 comments written
Lol, I used to watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. that. Still do occasionally...
L	May 9, 2005 13:38
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
"Christopher Robin!" he said in a loud whisper. "Hallo!" "I think the bees suspect something!" "What sort of thing?" "I don't know. But something tells me that they're suspicious!" "Perhaps they think that you're after their honey?" "It may be that. You never can tell with bees." -- Winnie-the-Pooh, by A.A.Milne
Fathead	April 1, 2006 01:35
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
I sure hope he can still Teleport!
The Bard of Blasphemy	November 23, 2006 05:24
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
If you want to get out of this alive, you need to start crapping honey quick smart. That'll fool 'em.
Grognor	April 4, 2007 21:07
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I wish I didn't make a vow to comment on every single one of these. Sometimes it's just not worth it.
Aaron	May 8, 2007 10:53
First comment: 11 March, 2004	32 comments written
OMG, BREAK A WAND'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., ANY WAND'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., QUICK!!!
HK	June 1, 2007 05:16
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Oh no.
gneek	May 31, 2008 01:33
First comment: 18 January, 2008	159 comments written
How about just good ol' Elbereth... Even as they stepped over the threshold a single clear voice rose in song. A Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna miriel o menel aglar elenath! Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath, Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! Frodo halted for a moment, looking back. Elrond was in his chair and the fire was on his face like summer-light upon the trees. Near him sat the Lady Arwen. [...] He stood still enchanted, while the sweet syllables of the elvish song fell like clear jewels of blended word and melody. "It is a song to Elbereth," said Bilbo. "They will sing that, and other songs of the Blessed Realm, many times tonight. Come on!" [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?

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