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Thursday, 19 February, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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@ "Hmm... Bees Army, I presume?"
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@ "I think the bees SUSPECT something!"


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torgus June 7, 2004 23:16
First comment: 7 June, 2004 2 comments written
ahahaha....horrid.
CordBar@aol.com July 11, 2004 07:37
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
USE YOUR SCROLLAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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OF FIRE!!!!!
Lars December 2, 2004 11:56
First comment: 2 December, 2004 5 comments written
I don't get it...
freshme@ January 5, 2005 04:36
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
Since the bees seemed to be standing in rank and file, he tried marching past them. It didn't work...
drachefly April 12, 2005 23:31
First comment: 12 April, 2005 9 comments written
It's a Winne-The-Pooh reference.
ihope April 22, 2005 01:42
First comment: 20 April, 2005 67 comments written
Lol, I used to watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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that. Still do occasionally...
L May 9, 2005 13:38
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
"Christopher Robin!" he said in a loud whisper.
"Hallo!"
"I think the bees suspect something!"
"What sort of thing?"
"I don't know. But something tells me that they're suspicious!"
"Perhaps they think that you're after their honey?"
"It may be that. You never can tell with bees."

-- Winnie-the-Pooh, by A.A.Milne
Fathead April 1, 2006 01:35
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I sure hope he can still Teleport!
The Bard of Blasphemy November 23, 2006 05:24
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
If you want to get out of this alive, you need to start crapping honey quick smart. That'll fool 'em.
Grognor April 4, 2007 21:07
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I wish I didn't make a vow to comment on every single one of these. Sometimes it's just not worth it.
Aaron May 8, 2007 10:53
First comment: 11 March, 2004 32 comments written
OMG, BREAK A WAND'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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, ANY WAND'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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, QUICK!!!
HK June 1, 2007 05:16
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Oh no.
gneek May 31, 2008 01:33
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
How about just good ol' Elbereth... Even as they stepped over the threshold a single clear
voice rose in song.

        A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
        silivren penna miriel
        o menel aglar elenath!
        Na-chaered palan-diriel
        o galadhremmin ennorath,
        Fanuilos, le linnathon
        nef aear, si nef aearon!

Frodo halted for a moment, looking back. Elrond was in his
chair and the fire was on his face like summer-light upon the
trees. Near him sat the Lady Arwen. [...]
He stood still enchanted, while the sweet syllables of the
elvish song fell like clear jewels of blended word and melody.
"It is a song to Elbereth," said Bilbo. "They will sing that,
and other songs of the Blessed Realm, many times tonight.
Come on!"
[ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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