Dudley's dungeon

You see a kiwi drop 
out of your pack.   
    ##              
     ##             
  ----+-            
  |....|            
  |..@.|            
  |..%.|            
  -+----            

Wait! That's a kiwi!
The kiwi hits!      
You die...          
     ##             
  ----+-            
  |....|            
  |..@.|            
  |..B.|            
  -+----            

   -------------    
  /   REST IN   \   
 /     PEACE     \  
/                 \ 
|      Dudley     | 
|  Killed by two  | 
|   homophones    | 
|     *  *  *     | 
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\//\