Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 5 March, 2008 by Callie
                    
                    
                    
                    
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 HP:2(65)  Pw:4(4)  
@ "It's important to trust the RNG. See, I ran into some soldier ants...
                    
                    
                    
                    
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 HP:2(65)  Pw:4(4)  
@ "...but by trusting in the RNG, I found this chest which undoubtedly has items in it!
You've totally      
destroyed the chest.
A potion of full    
healing shatters!   
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 HP:3(65)  Pw:4(4)  
@ "Ah, but I'm still not worried. So what if my last hope was shattered — literally?
                    
                    
                    
                    
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 HP:3(65)  Pw:4(4)  
@ "So what if there's an ant breathing down my armor? The RNG will save me!"
The soldier ant     
suddenly falls      
asleep!             
                    
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 HP:4(65)  Pw:4(4)  
@ "See? All it takes is trust. Even if things look hopeless, the RNG always has the last word!"
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   /   REST IN   \  
  /     PEACE     \ 
 /                 \
 |     Dudley      |
 |   killed by     |
 |  stepping on    |
 |  broken glass   |
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