Dudley's dungeon

                    
  Shortest Nethack  
                    
     Game Ever:     
                    
                    
       Knight       
                    
                    

Salutations Dudley, 
welcome to NetHack! 
In what direction?  
         #          
      ---+---       
      |..@u.|       
      |.....|       
######-.....|       
      -------       

     -----------    
    /   REST    \   
   /     IN      \  
  /     PEACE     \ 
 |      Dudley     |
 |  Slipped while  |
 |   mounting a    |
 |  saddled pony.  |
_/\\_//(\/(/\)/\//\|