Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 10 December, 2007 by Kernigh
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h "Hello Dudley Potter, welcome to South Campus Dining Hall!"
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@ "I am thirsty."
m - a potion of Starbucks
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You have 9000 meal points credit at South Campus Dining Hall.
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You owe South Campus Dining Hall 200 meal points.
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@ "Excuse me, shopkeeper, but I had 10310 meal points at the end of yesterday."
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h "Today is a focus date."
@ "Focus date?"
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h "If you are above the maximum balance on a focus date, we reduce your credit to the maximum."
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@ "So you took 1310 points? May you refund my 1310 zorkmids?"
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h "No. You are at fault for not spending enough points."
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@ "But I've been eating corpses during class! Okay, I will not buy a meal plan next semester."
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h "Every student at Squealspots Academy of Magic must purchase a meal plan."
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@ "But you let Hermley and Ronley steal food!"
Learn about focus dates.


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