Today we talk with the oft forgotten REAL monsters of the Mazes of Menace.
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The gnome without a
wand of death
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G "It's been really tough growing up with such unlikely expectations on me as an individual ..."
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The newt that does
not roll natural 20s
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: "At first it was kind of fun, newbies running from me. Nowadays I get pretty lonely ..."
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The Wizard of Yendor
that doesn't appear
at every possible
ironic moment
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@ "I do actually have better things to do, you know."
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And finally, the
Dudley who doesn't
actually suck
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@ "Hey guys."
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Oh.
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@ "Bye guys."
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