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: "Hi there. I'm a newt. You may remember me from such Dudley's Dungeon comics as ..."
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: "... 'The newt hits! You die', 'RIP Dudley, killed by a newt' or 'The newt appears threat-
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: "Damn it, who are we kidding? It was only ever one joke. ONE. If you include my thus ironic death, two."
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: "It's been a laugh, but I really think it's time we put this one to rest. It's just not funny anymore."
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: "Okay?"
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The newt hits! The
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% "I hate you all."
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