Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 19 January, 2007 by Roger Barnett
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& "We agreed that I'd rule the even-numbered levels!"
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P "No, we agreed you'd rule the even-numbered Gehennom levels."
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& "Look, I like you Morgoth. Don't make me kill you!"
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P "Kill me? Oh please. 20,000HP, tons of spells. What will you do?"
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P "I resist fire..."
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P "... cold..."
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P "... acid..."
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P "... electricity..."
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P "... and poison, and you've got a fraction of my HP."
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& "Do you resist magic?"
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P "Why would I need to?"
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Orcus zaps a Wand of Death!
& "You can see where this is going."
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& "Uncontested, unchallenged ruler. Orcus, Lord of the dungeon!"
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& "Ahem. I said 'UNCONTESTED UNCHALLENGED RULER'."
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Dudley appears!     
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@ "I'm back!"
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& "You're late - cliche was eight panels ago."
5th of 5 in a crossover series between Dudley's Dungeon and Tales From The Pit (http://angband.calamarain.net) —
the corresponding strip may be found there.


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