Vlad misses. Vlad
just misses.
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@ "I really don't get Vlad, you know."
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Vlad hits! Vlad
just misses.
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@ "He's called the impaler, but he 'vants' to suck my blood, so instead he just *hits* me?"
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Vlad just misses.
Vlad misses.
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@ "Hmmm... I know!"
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Vlad hits. Vlad
hits!
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@ "I think Vlad needs a more distinctive character. Imagine, if you will..."
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Vlad the impervious
You hit Vlad! Your
spell hits Vlad!
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@ "Why won't you DIE?!?!"
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Vlad the impala
Vlad kicks.
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@ "..."
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Vlad the impartial
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V "The candelabrum? Sure, whatever..."
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Vlad the impassioned
Vlad hits!
Vlad hits!
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V "YOU BASTARD!! You killed my son! AAAAAARRGGHH!!"
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Vlad the impossible
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¥ "Fear my nonexistance! Fear it!"
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Vlad the
imperceptible
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@ "Damn it, where's he gone?"
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Vlad the impersonate
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@ "I vant to suck your blood! I vant to suck your blood!!"
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Vlad the imploring
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V "Please just leave the dungeon. Aw, come on. Please guys?"
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Vlad the imploder
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@ "This can't go well."
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Vlad the impediment
G - a cursed Vlad
Your movements are
slowed slightly
because of your load
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Vlad the impolite
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V "You %&$@ing
%&$@tacular
%&$@er!! %&$@ the %&$@ off!!"
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Vlad the impregnator
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@ "Just... no. Let's not even go there."
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