Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 27 September, 2006 by L
                    
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@ "Welcome, Wesley. Now, first you must learn that NetHack is not like other ga—"
                    
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@ "Yeah, I'm raring to go, too! Let's hack some letters and score some level ups!"
                    
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@ "Hey, wait!"
@ "Hah, a zero. Prepare to be slashed!"
                    
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@ "That's not..."
The goblin is killed!
@ "Hey, a 'golden potion'. What's the drink command?"
                    
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@ "Oh, yeah, q."
Wesley quaffs a golden potion!
@ "Woohoo! Now I'm level 2!"
                    
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@ "What's this? 'A long sword named Frost Brand.' Better than a short sword, I reckon!"
                    
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@ "Hey, listen!"
@ "Eat frost, letter H!"
The dwarf is killed!
                    
                    
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@ "Ooh, a 'silver dragon scale mail.' How much DEF does that give me?"
                    
                    
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@ "Woo! When I wear it, it says it's +4! Well, four more defense ain't shabby."
@ "Umm..."
                    
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@ "A 'glass wand'. Wonder what happens when I do... THIS!"
Zap!
                    
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@ "Umm, it's asking me for what do I wish. What do I do?"
@ "W-w-well..."
                    
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@ "Oh! I know. Gold! ...1 gold piece?! Stupid wand!"
A wand of wishing shatters!
                    
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@ "Well, here's the stairs. One floor done, 19 to go! This'll be over in no time!"
                    
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@ "...Do you ever get the feeling that everything you've ever known may be wrong?"
                    
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d "Actually, I have the exact opposite feeling, every minute of every day."


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