Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 26 September, 2006 by L
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@ "So, Dudley..."
@ "Yes, my lady?"
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@ "Owing to your admirable achievements of late..."
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@ "We have decided that now is the time that you shall mentor an apprentice!"
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@ "Apprentice Wes, step forward."
@ "...Um, hello."
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@ "Dudley, you shall train this young man in the ways of the Mazes of Menace..."
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@ "Until he becomes competent enough to explore the dungeons on his own."
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d "Sorry Wes, but here on Team Dogley we have a policy in which all members' names must end in 'ey'."
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d "Henceforth, I give thee the Team Dogley name of... 'Noobley'."
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d "But you can call yourself 'Noobers' for short."
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@ "I wish my puppy could talk."
@ "At the end of this week, remind me to quote you on that."


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