Dudley's dungeon



Saturday, 15 April, 2006 by Nameless
The magic missile   
hits the watchman.  
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|...--|--...........
@ "Ha-ha-ha! Flee in terror foolish watchmen! Escape my mighty power while you still can!"
The magic missile   
hits the watchman.  
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|...-|---.%|.....|..
|...@......|.....|..
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|...@.........%[....
|...--|--...........
@ "No, seriously. Run away. Now."
You don't have      
enough energy to    
cast that spell.    
The watchman hits!  
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|...@......|.....|..
|.[..@@..{.---|---.{
|...@.........%[....
|...--|--...........
@ "Hmmm... this calls for immediate evasive maneuvers."
As you read the     
scroll, it          
disappears.         
  ddd               
   d   ...  h       
 G     .@.  h       
       ...          
    G               
                    
@ "Oh, that just went brilliantly. I am, of course, being sarcastic. I'm trapped below minetown."
                    
                    
                    
    dd              
    dd ...h         
  G    .@. h        
       ...          
     G              
                    
@ "My supplies are locked in a chest in the temple, guarded by several angry watchmen."
                    
                    
                    
     dd             
     dd...h         
   G   .@.h         
       ...          
      G             
                    
@ "I'm hurt, and out of power."
The warg jumpes into
a polymorph trap!   
                    
     dd             
     dd..@          
   G   .@.h         
       ...          
      G             
                    
@ "Plus I never got those extra spellbooks..."
                    
                    
                    
                    
      dd            
      dd.@          
    G  .@h          
      G...          
                    
@ "... so my spell repertoire is limited to forcebolt, magic missile, and light."
                    
                    
                    
                    
      dd            
      dd.@          
    G  .@h          
      G...          
                    
@ "And, of course, I am surrounded by various monsters that I cannot defeat in melee."
The warg hits. The  
mindflayer misses.  
<more>              
                    
        d           
       ddn          
     G d@h          
       G..          
                    
@ "On the upside, at least I still have my dragon scale mail."
The wood nymph stole
a silver dragon     
scale mail.         
                    
        d           
       dd^          
     G d@h          
       G..          
                    
@ "... Well, at least I still have my dignity!"
The cream pie       
splashes over your  
face!               
                    
        d           
       dd^          
     G d@h          
       G..          
                    
@ "Oh, that is IT!"
This should have been yesterday's comic. Apologies to Nameless for the mistake. Tomorrow the sequel will follow.


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