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@ "Hey, why didn't that break?"
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You hit Captain Planet with the cockatrice corpse.
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@ "Er?"
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Captain Planet hits! Captain Planet hits! Captain Planet hits! You die...
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/ REST IN \
/ PEACE \
/ \
| Dudley |
| foiled again |
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