Hello Dudley,
welcome to Nethack!
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@ "At least this time I'm doing it for my one and only princess. She's so sweet."
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@ "And she really needs my protection—"
@ "Stop right there, young man!"
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@ "Who are you?"
@ "Elaine Showalter, a famous feminst."
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@ "What? And who are YOU, old man?"
@ "Oh, hi. I'm Northrop Frye, just doing my cameo."
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@ "Your cameo?"
You hear someone say "And cut!"
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@ "That was excellent. I liked the surprise in your voice, Hugh. Thanks Elaine and Frye."
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@ "See you in the evening. Kirsten said she'd be there as well."
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& "Great work, Mr Fan."
@ "Thanks Jim."
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& "Uh, it's John, actually."
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& "My god. We are doomed."
& "We should never have let him do his own script."
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& "I told you we could have got Spielberg, but Freddie Highmore wasn't good enough for you."
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& "Shut up, will you."
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