Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 15 December, 2005 by a fan
                    
                    
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@ "So, you may laugh. But let me tell you, fetching groceries is far less annoying than..."
                    
                    
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@ "...digging your way down those dusty dungeons for some totally stupid quest to find--"
                    
                    
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@ "Who are you talking to, dear?"
@ "Oh, no one, my princess. Come here."
                    
                    
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Your wife kisses you! You kiss you wife!
                    
                    
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@ "Dudley..."
@ "Yes, my princess?"
                    
                    
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@ "You know it's our anniversary next month..."
                    
                    
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@ "Uhh. Of course! How could I forget that?"
                    
                    
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@ "Of course you wouldn't. Have you got a present for me already?"
                    
                    
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@ "A present? Umm... No, not actually."
                    
                    
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@ "I mean, I was thinking of asking what you'd like."
                    
                    
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@ "Really? Great! I know exactly what I want!"
@ "And what is that, my princess?"
                    
                    
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@ "Yesterday, I heard about this really cool amulet..."


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