Dudley's Dungeon
presents
"T H E S E V E N
S T A G E S O F
Y. A. S. D."
In ASCIIvision
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STAGE 1:
OVERCONFIDENCE
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HP:48(48) Pw:12(12)
@ "A Woodland-elf? Hah, cheap XP if I ever saw it."
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STAGE 2:
SHOCK
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HP:33(48) Pw:12(12)
The Woodland-elf hits!
@ "Holy aack! 10+ damage in one hit!?"
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STAGE 3:
PANIC
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HP:33(48) Pw:2(12)
You fail to cast the spell correctly.
@ "What? But it's only a 48% failure rate!"
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STAGE 4:
STUPIDITY
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HP:16(48) Pw:2(12)
The Woodland-elf hits!
@ "I engraved Elbereth! You're an elf! Comprehende?!"
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STAGE 5:
NO, WAIT, _THIS_
STAGE IS STUPIDITY
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HP:1(48) Pw:2(12)
The Woodland-elf hits!
@ "I know, maybe if I engrave Elbereth again..."
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STAGE 6:
CLIMAX
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HP:1(48) Pw:2(12)
The Woodland-elf hits! You die...
Do you want your possessions identified? y
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STAGE 7:
THE PUNCHLINE
q - an uncursed
scroll of genocide
r - a wand of death
(0:1)
s - a wand of fire
(0:3)
t - a wand of cold
@ "I was saving the charges! Honest!"
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