Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 25 March, 2005 by Irashtar
                    
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You enter an opulent throne room!
@ "Oh goody!"
                    
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@ "Grumble. No good chest goodies!"
                    
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#sit
A voice echoes: "By thy Imperious order, Sire..."
@ "Hm, Babelfish?"
                    
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No such creature exists in this realm.
                    
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@ "I wonder what that tells about the existince of Crom?"
                    
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No such creature exists in this realm.
@ "SHUT UP stupid throne!"
                    
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Wiped out all thrones.
The throne vanishes in a puff of logic!
                    
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@ "If it did exist, it would prove he existed, proving he doesn't. If it doesn't..."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 | overthinking a | 
 |    paradox     | 
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/| 


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